A good bezerk hide is visible if you are looking, but easy to miss if you are not. Think: eye level surprises, not buried treasure.

Happy places that work

• The side of a desk leg (magnets!)
• Behind a plant pot, peeking one warty shoulder out
• On a metal shelf with books pretending they are literature
• Inside a mug cupboard, facing outward like they live there now

Places to reconsider

• Ovens (bezerk is plastic)
• Direct sun for weeks (paint fades; frog sulks)
• Somewhere that will get wet (bathrooms need careful placement)

Leave a tiny clue if the finder is young or impatient: a note, an arrow, or bezerk “accidentally” facing the hallway. The joy is in the almost missing them.

When someone spots bezerk, let them pick bezerk up, spin them, decide on a new color if they want. Then choose the next hide together. Bezerk approves of teamwork.